Chinese Quagmire

Chinese quagmire is a Donator meme monkey and a Heroic asian. He has discovered Callum's penis size by using the English and Fillipino Standards. He is one of the most prominent Asian characters in the Callum Lore aside from Pat Key and Kim Jon il.

His genetics are 35% Chinese 15% Thai 33% balkan 5% baltic and the rest Western European