Eddie

Basic Information
Eddie is a prominent character in Callum's videos. He is Callum's nephew, the son of the sister that he likes. He gets bummed by Callum every time Callum babysits him. He's an beta male, and he's a tory. His favourite politician is John Major and Benito Mussolini who he has quoted many times in his propoganda videos.

Eddie's first appearance on the channel was on the 13th December 2016 when he was 4 months old: 'How to look after a baby. A guide. His latest appearance on Callum's channel was on the 21st April 2019: 'BUY ANYTHING YOU WANT (With My 3 Year Old Nephew)'.

After that video Callum slaughtered him with a machete and a Molotov cocktail after Eddie broke Cal's bank account and made it drop to 1 shilling, his body is buried under the monolith on the Isle of Wight.

Spirituality
Eddie is believed to be a demigod, and is worshipped across the Isle of Wight and much of the southern coast of Britain. Walder Frey helped introduce the religion of Eddieology during the 1990s, which helped to recruit members to his army. Once Eddie was born it was a national ceremony.

It is said that Eddie will bring balance and Racial purity back to the British Isles, starting with the elimination of all the Irish, Pat keys and Knee gars. The Eddie conquest is prophesied to begin in the mid 2020s and the recent coronavirus as a warning to the power of Eddie. He uses a magic amulet to stay the age of 3 forever. This is made from shards of Alfred the Great's spunk, blood of his mother and Cousin Pip's foreskin. This is kept on his guardian (Callum) at all times and is currently hidden inside the Voodoo doll Aimee made of Him.

Eddie's birth has caused many conspirers, and he is constantly moved across the country to avoid the Queen's assassins. Unfortunately, he was hunted down and assassinated by the Infamous Far-Right Activist DP 14.

There is one thing that Eddie does not want you to know about however-his long lost brother Jeddie. Jeddie could be described as naïve or foolish but in reality he's just a bit thick. Eddie is embarrassed by the vegetable characteristics of his brother and has hidden him away from all known life, like a known Mr Rochester. Many believe that Jeddie lives in Callum's home, operating as Callum's cameraman. This can be specifically seen in Callum's videos with Eddie crying and attempting to beat the shit out of his younger brother. This is the reason why Eddie has not recently been in any of Callum's videos, as he is scared that he might kill Jeddie