Bristol Mosque

Bristol Mosque is a prominant location in Callum's history. Many of times, Callum has had beef with the muslim community, in 1996, he even placed an airstrike attack on the mosque, however, it failed and hit a homeless shelter in Widnes instead. It first began in 1988 when Callum ordered poo butties to the mosque. They weren't very happy and sent ISIS after him however he killed them all with one spinning elbow. In 1992, on the way home from the pub, Callum crashed a stolen Leyland Olympian Double Decker bus into the mosque creating 47p worth of damage. This time they chased Cal down and kicked him in his bollocks. In response, Callum gave his nephew Eddie a black eye. In 2002, the Gregonites raged war on the mosque because the Gregonites are bigotted racists who enjoy bullying minorities, Callum then joined forces with the mosque and converted to Islam, he then shot his cousin Greg's little toe off which put them on bad terms. The alliance was broken in December 2020 after Callum accidentally pushed The President of the mosque off a bridge in an argument about what Quavers flavour is better, Prawn Cocktail or Salt and Vinegar. The Vice President had Callum locked up in the chamber of the mosque forever, well, 3 hours, Callum headbutted the wall, shattering it and he ran off. Bristol Mosque was destroyed after Callum threw 4 molotov cocktails into it and it burnt down. Callum recently opened a new mosque where Bristol Mosque once stood and he has named it The Adams Mosque. in July 2007 Bristol Mosque was attacked by Combat 18 members Big Nige and Gav. in celebration for Big Nige's criminal charges being dropped Gav and Nige threw a Nail bomb into the building killing 4 and injuring 12