The Murder Of Eddie's Black Testicles

The Murder Of Eddie's Black Testicles is Callum's most controversial moment yet. When Eddie was 39 years old, his auntie Aimee bought him a pair of little baby black testicles. Eddie brought these testicles up until they were 18 when they decided to move out. Callum was very fond of Eddie's black testicles and loved them as much as Eddie did. However one day something happened. As Eddie's black testicles were sat at home watching snooker. Callum had just been kicked out of the pub for taking magic mushrooms. As he was high, he stumbled into the testicles house with a sawn-off shotgun and shot the testicles to death. The feds came and locked Callum up, however, being the British police they only locked him up for 3 weeks, he got out in 10.5 days for good behaviour and had to do 17 minutes community service. Eddie disowned Callum for this until Callum bought him some new testicles. And they all lived happily ever after. Apart from the black testicles, they dead.