Jamie Oliver

Jamie Fuckface Oliver is some sperg who claims to be a Chef but in reality is a Vegan agent working to destroy all forms of food that are considered good. this is part of a larger conspiracy by the Reptilian Aliens on control of the government to turn the entire Human race Vegan as herbivores taste better than carnivores and omnivores. Jamie Oliver is also a possible nonce monster as theorized by Sanjay Adams in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciVxnt-Udl0. Callum has made it one of his life goals eliminate Jamie Oliver and has launched several attacks on his restaurants killing several hundred people in the process. Jamie Oliver retaliated by attempting to change the recipe for Richmond Skinless sausages to make them all Vegan this attempt thankfully failed.