Ulster Unionists

The Ulster Unionists wish to maintain a homoerotic relationship with the UK.

Armed groups

the armed groups of junkie terrorists include the Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF),Red Hand Commandos (RHC),Ulster Defense Association (UDA),Loyalist Volunteer Force (LVF),Ulster Resistance (UR),Orange Volunteers (OV),Red Hand Defenders (RHD) and the Real Ulster Freedom Fighters (RUFF). These groups have dedicated themselves to killing innocent people because that's how mafia works when they wont take your drugs.

Weapons used

The Ulster Batty Boys had to resort to smuggling in weapons and receiving funding from state colluders because no one fucking likes them. Some of the weapons used heroin,cocaine, ketamine among other drugs. They also smuggled some real weapons from apartheid south africa, wee willie frazer was one eejit who done that - but most got seized at port.

Today

Led by Jamie Bryson, they continue to decline and fall apart fighting over heroin. Their critics recommend that they enter the 21st century, as some groups are split between the 17th century and the 20th century still.

They seem to believe they'll stop the UK implementing any kind of Border on Ireland or in the Irish sea.