Callum's Mum

Callum's Mum is an elderly woman who gave birth to Callum during the Soas Wars of 81 but due to her selfish behaviour Callum had to have a suction cup attached to his head so he could be pulled out and afterwards she refused to give Callum any of her titty milk and opted for a blood transfusion instead.

Callum's Mum forced Callum to dress as a girl which may be the reason Callum cross-dresses today

She later gave birth to Aimee where the both of them abused and terrorised Callum including making him fat and spending all his birthday money on a strip club which Callum hated as he only has interests in men and little kids.

A few years later she had a fall which nearly killed her but Callum came and saved her despite her spazmoidal behaviour to him in the past, While Callum lived with her she ate all his Adams Cake, Slammed his knob in a door and shat all over Michelle which ended up making Callum move to the Isle of Wight. After a row with Aimee, Aimee decided to send her elderly mother in the post, to Callum's house. He opened the box expecting it to be his new toasters, however, he was disappointed to find out it was just his fucking retarded mum.