Rick Sanchez

Richard "Rick" Sanchez, also known as Rick C-137, is the titular main protagonist, as well as the main self antagonist of Rick and Morty. He is a genius scientist whose alcoholism and reckless, nihilistic behavior are a source of concern for his daughter's family, as well as the safety of their son, Morty. Rick is a servere pedophile and nonces over a dozen kids a day. He is also a heroin addict and created a heroin that you can't OD from. He sucks off multiple dogs per day for various snacks such as Quavers, Skips, Lunchables and Dairylea Dunkers. He's not too different from Callum, in fact, they were born in the same hospital on the same day, in Burnley, in 1950. Rick's main rival is Callum's nephew Eddie who keeps on stealing his inventions. Eddie once pooed in Rick's Weetabix, making Rick depressed and on the verge of suicide. However, Rick became addicted to smack and it saved his life. Rick later went on to kill Eddie's black testicles and frame Eddie's uncle Callum for the crime. Rick Sanchez was pronounced dead on new years day 2021 after being ran over by an elderly woman on Aldi car park.