Callum's Lightswitch

Callum's grey light switch is featured in almost all of the modern streams. It is his most trusted companion and has been spunked on more than Lennie at this point.

Early Life
Lightswitch was born in a factory in Qingdao China on the 12/6/1956 Lightswitch didn't always turn on lights for a living he began his life as a bomb detonator used by the Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF).

Career as a Bomb Detonator
Lightswitch career as a bomb detonator began in 1969 when he was used to set off several bombs at electricity substations, water pipelines and an Irish Police station. in 1971 Lightswitch was used to detonate a bomb at McGurk's bar which killed 15 and injured 17. after this incident Lightswitch took a year off in celebration and resumed detonating bombs in 1973 and quickly earned the honor of the UVF's most reliable bomb detonator.

Fall from Grace
On the 21st May 1994 Lightswitch was to be used to detonate a bomb at pub in Dublin but when it was planted the bomb failed to explode. after this incident Lightswitch was expelled from the UVF and ordered to leave Northern Ireland or face execution. he then moved to the Isle of Wight where he took up the job of turning on and off house lights the house he settled in was eventually purchased by Callum the Cockwomble Adams.