Stampylonghead

Stampylongnob is Minecraft youtuber and member of the Provisional IRA. on the 2nd March 2021 Stampy was ousted as an IRA member by the MI5 Agents of Callum's Twitch chat. after this revelation on the 3rd March 2021 members of the English Defense League burst into Stampy's house and stabbed him to death with Daedric Swords from Skyrim.

Early Life
Stampy was born in wherever the fuck some shithole UK on the 23/5/1947. his Mother was a member of the British Union of Fascists and was best mates with Oswald Mosley. his father was an SS Intelligence Officer. Stampy himself is a massive Nazi and in 1968 Stampy joined National Front.

Minecraft career
In 2011 (I think I don't fucking know) Stampy began making minecraft videos he said naughty swear words in his first few minecraft videos and since deleted those videos like a pussy. his main reason for making minecraft videos was to indoctrinate (very) young people into Fascism. the methods he uses in his videos to indoctrinate young barley out of the womb kids are explained in this ground breaking BBC documentary https://youtu.be/wC3p_Fuwa8M.

IRA career
In 1972 Stampy met with his good friend Jeremy Corbyn and asked him to help him join the IRA these are the exact words he said "HELLOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS STAMPY and welcome to not another minecraft let's play video because it's bloody 1972 today I'm joined by my good friend Jeremy Corbyn and he's going to help me join the IRA now my reason for doing this is because I'm a dirty Catholic HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH". Jeremy being best mates with IRA leader Gerry Adams (he actually is as well fun fact) was able to get Stampy into the IRA and began training in bomb making. the following is a short list of actions Stampy committed as a member of the IRA. in 1973 Stamp took part in the Old Bailey bombing on the 8th March that killed 1 and injured 200, on the 24th August Stampy sent 2 letter bombs to the London Stock Exchanged injuring 2. on the 9th September Stampy planted 2 bombs at Kings Cross railway station and Euston railway station injuring 13. on the 18th December Stampy planted a car bomb at Thorney Street London injuring at least 40 people. 4th February 1974 Stampy palnyed a bomb on a bus in Yorkshire killing 9 nine Soldiers and 3 Civilians. on the 21st November Stampy planted 3 bombs at 3 pubs in Birmingham 2 of the 3 bombs exploded killing 21 and injuring 182. on the 26th February 1975 Stampy shot dead PC Stephen Tibble.

Death
On the 2nd March 2021 Stampy was ousted as a IRA member by MI5 Agents in Callum's Twitch chat. the day after 4 members of the English Defense League burst into Stampy's house and stabbed him 172 times with Daedric Swords from Skyrim