Isle Of Wight

The Isle of Wight is a shitty rock South of England known for its rampant Noncery and drug problem. It was originally created as its own kingdom by Walder Frey in the late 20th Century but was quickly tarnished and seceded back informs England until 2016, when Callum regained the North of the country and now uses it a residence island.

It is also the base of operations for The Gregonites and Anti-Gregs who are having a Civil war currently in the south. This was done because Cousin Greg was appointed as Earl Of the isle and Lord of Sandown, causing upset.

The Island used to be owned by Banker Jeffrey Epstein, and he would invite all of his millionaire mates over there to have bum bum boom boom with underage lads and lassies. Callum was reportedly a frequent visitor, however his name doesn’t appear in the flight logs because Callum never flew to the island, he instead sailed across the Solent on a raft made from the bones of Eddie and various other bairns he had brutally murdered in his basement.