David Cameron

Early Life
David Cameron was born on the 9th October 1966 on the planet that the Reptilian overlords originally come from. on the 27th July 1986 Dodgy Dave and his Lizard family moved to Earth specifically to London England where they quickly joined the Conservative Party to begin sucking Earth dry of it's wealth and to feed on Humans.

Political Career
On the 11th May 2010 David Cameron was elected Prime Minister by his Reptilian mates. during his time as PM he and his party of Lizards underwent a silent campaign of encouraging people to go vegan as herbivores taste better than carnivores. Dodgy Dave also launched a silent yet ultimately unsuccessful campaign to prevent legal same sex marriage. in 2016 for reasons unknown the Reptilians ordered David Cameron to stand down as Prime Minister he was then replaced by fellow Alien Lizard thing Theresa May. the reason many believe the Reptilian overlords ordered Pig Shagger to stand down was because his campaign to encourage the population to go vegan wasn't meeting it's quotas Bristol being one of the few areas where the campaign was successful. In 2016 David Cameron was called Dodgy Dave by Dennis Skinner (which can be seen here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvIUa47x_Oc ) in the House of Commons. this severally angered Dave so he had Dennis Skinner kicked out on his way out he was jumped by Dave's goons thrown into a Transit van and then eaten by Dave's Reptilian mates and replaced by a Synth.

Death
On the 18th January Callum Adams uploaded a Smash or Pass if I was gay edition David Cameron being one of the suggestions. Callum's answer to if he would smash Dave was "I think I would smash David Cameron but it would be very very aggressive so it would almost be like a punishment I would be pounding that would be the sound of my balls just slapping into his arse almost painful for him quite frankly I could probably split him in half then spunk him back together again". after uploading the video Callum borrowed Big Nige's Transit van and set off to London where he abducted David and brought him back to his basement where he promptly bummed him in half. though despite his best efforts he wasn't able to spunk him back together again. Callum then fed Dodgy Dave's remains to Madeline McCann